Membership Agreements

The Paonia Supper Club is a “project” of Soma Sema, a private Ministerial Association for those of mankind only to share community meals together; the club is hosted by project committee members on a volunteer basis; annual non-refundable membership is $30; membership provides exclusive access to a membership community of guests and hosts; all activities through or within the club occur within the private domain only; your payment confirms your acceptance to the agreement of membership and laws of the club;

affirmation

i, enter into this agreement of my own free will; i, choose to establish this agreement between i, and the private membership association, Paonia Supper Club;

i, agree that social interactions and communication between humans is best accomplished with faces and smiles visible at all times in the private company of members;

i, agree to be responsible for my own actions and for the consequences of how i, behave as a member or guest;

i, agree my activities within The Association are a private contractual matter that I refuse to share with the Local, State, or Federal investigative or enforcement agencies. I fully agree not to pursue any course of legal action against a fellow member of The Association, unless that member has exposed me to a clear and present danger of substantive evil, and upon the recommendation and approval of the Association.

i, attest that my actions on this and any subsequent visit to this website or to any event or place provided within the club (including electronic communications) are by i, in my own right and private capacity as a man/woman, and not as an agent or representative for any governmental or non-governmental agency or organization whose purpose is to enforce a legal code, act or statute where no man or woman has been harmed, or to carry out any mission of entrapment or investigation; i, understand that this will be considered to be trespass by way of barratry and that i, will become immediately liable to pay compensation under this agreement, in the amount of $100,000 plus $10/minute the trespass continues;

i, understand that, since The Association is protected by the First and Fourteenth Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America, it is outside the jurisdiction and authority of Federal and State Agencies and Authorities concerning any and all complaints or grievances against The Association members or other staff persons. All rights of complaints or grievances will be settled by an Association designee, committee, or tribunal and will be waived by the member for the benefit of The Association and its members. By agreeing to this membership form I agree that I have sought sufficient education to determine that this is the course of action I want to take for myself

i, agree to act according to law and with good will, not to engage in abusive, violent, menacing, destructive or harassing behavior towards any other man or woman who does participate in the club lest my membership be dismissed, and access to all time and or property offered by or through the club cease;

i, agree to and digitally autograph this agreement, without coercion, in exchange for access to the benefits offered by or through the club, and do acknowledge that i, have read, understand and agree to the laws of the club.